Actual Conversation

*Disclaimer: This is real. This conversation actually took place. If your eyes suddenly go crossed from reading this post, or, heaven-forbid, something worse happens, we are not responsible... but it would be really, really funny

Steph and I were driving to work this morning and we passed a not-so-nice car with really nice rims and tires. Steph mentioned how she doesn't understand why people do that.
I said something along the lines of, "Yeah, in California, it's even crazier... people will take these cheap Ford Escorts and drop them so that they're like 2 inches off the ground and spend twice as much as the car cost."
To which she responded (and I kid you not), "Wow! Don't they worry about what would happen in a flood?"