Meet Cuddles

This is our friend, 'Cuddles'


Cuddles is our special buddy. He guards our place while we're gone, and he has this incredible ability to stay in the EXACT same position for really long periods of time. Every once in a while he complains and we'll give him a little backrub or something.

He also has a bit of a potty mouth. Sometimes we have to set him straight. When we first brought him into the house, he was particularly bad about saying inappropriate things to Stephanie. I introduced him to the Elbow of Justice and after a good long talk, we set things straight and now we're good friends.
He keeps Steph company for me when I get up early in the morning.

In this particular picture, he's guarding our living room sheet-tent :0)

Looking at Houses

Alright, my husband gave me a funny story yesterday. So, naturally I have to share what he did last night while waiting for the realtor to come. I was going to show Zack something in the backyard when he said I really have to go to the bathroom. I thought he was kidding, but then he said "will you keep watch until the realtor comes?". I laughed and said are you serious? So, he proceeds to go to the bathroom under the deck. He makes me giggle and I love him so much.

Actual Conversation

*Disclaimer: This is real. This conversation actually took place. If your eyes suddenly go crossed from reading this post, or, heaven-forbid, something worse happens, we are not responsible... but it would be really, really funny

Steph and I were driving to work this morning and we passed a not-so-nice car with really nice rims and tires. Steph mentioned how she doesn't understand why people do that.
I said something along the lines of, "Yeah, in California, it's even crazier... people will take these cheap Ford Escorts and drop them so that they're like 2 inches off the ground and spend twice as much as the car cost."
To which she responded (and I kid you not), "Wow! Don't they worry about what would happen in a flood?"